maracacities

homo-sex-shoe-whale:

I hate it when I say “suck my dick” and people say “oH bUt yOu DoN’t hAvE a DiCk” you fools. Blithering idiots. I mean my soul dick. My metaphorical penis. I don’t have a physical penis protruding from my body but the aura is there. Suck my spirit dick, peasant.

(via letsboldlygomotherfuckers)

thelovelylights:

Taylor Swift: *Look what you made me do*

Me:

(via odin-n-out)

zubat:

Hmm my grandfather “can’t remember” where he was on the night of September 7th 1996, the night tupac was shot. I’m kind of suspicious tbh

(via guy)

tarasgf:

“it’s uncool to tie your jacket around your waist” is straight propaganda and they might have to carry theirs around but we don’t

(via kitsune-tails)

weeb-potato:

My psych teacher has a poster in her classroom that says “Everytime you call your boyfriend ‘Daddy,’ Sigmund Freud’s ghost grows a little bit stronger,” and if that isn't​ threatening, then I don’t know what is.

(via psych2go)

just-shower-thoughts:

The Zodiac Killer had a symbol, a costume with the symbol on the chest, sent taunting letters to the police with codes, and committed crimes with a theme. The Zodiac Killer was actively trying to be a comic book super villain.